June 13, 2008

GROSS!

Being the awesome mom that I am, I decided that today, we would have milkshakes for lunch. Why, you ask? Because I felt like it, and because my parents never let me have milkshakes for lunch when I was little. AND because Sonic has them for 99 cents right now. Sooooo, anyhow, I decided that I would drive up to the window since we were on our way home from the gym (I know, a milkshake cancels out anything that was accomplished at the gym, but BACK OFF, I wanted one!). So anyway, as I was peeking through the drive-up window, I saw Bobby (I'm not sure if that is his name, but he looked like a Bobby) making shakes. I watched intently, hoping that it was MY yummy creation that he was concocting. But then, to my HORROR, I saw him swipe his finger around the rim of the cup ( I guess there was a drip), LICK his finger, and then swipe it again! Maybe I am overreacting, but that is GROSS! And trust me, I am not a germophobe like some of you are. In fact, some days go by that I don't even bathe my kids. But THIS grossed me out. So, back to the story. I watched that shake like a hawk, and luckily it went out the door to someone else (so sad for them . . . they'll never know!) but then the same guy proceeded to make shakes. Before he made ours, I saw him wash his hands, and I was certain that no lickage had occurred on our shakes due to my never deviating eye, so we hesitantly paid for them and ate them. The moral to this story is, unless you like Bobby the shake guy licking the rim of your cup, either go somewhere else for your shake, or drive up to the window so that you can SEE whether or not there is lickage.

Hmmmm, I like that word "lickage". I think I will use it more often. Here is your challenge for the day: use the word "lickage" somewhere in your blog! Ha ha ha.

8 comments:

Marc Gingell said...

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's really all I have to say about that. EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :)

Ashlee said...

Did you eat them anyway?

Emily said...

Nasty!

K said...

I would have found out Bobby's real name and filled out a comment card. That is so gross. It makes me crazy to think about stuff like that! I'm in a different location than you are though, so I think I'll have to cash in on the 99 cent shakes. I had no idea!

Me said...

Oh. My. GOSH!!!!!!!

BTW I'm not a germophobe either. And still,

YUCK!!!!!!

Me said...

Marianne thanks so much for the advice, since I've never dealt with throw-up this bad before it's nice to have people who know what they're talking about tell me what's worked... AHH I'm just going crazy. I have like a list of things for Nate to pick up on his way home, popsicles being one of them... but I will keep drenching those spots on my carpet so that people won't be afraid of me now that I've freely admitted my house smells like throw-up!! Seriously, thanks though...

Wynder Family said...

It's a good thing that wasn't you shake - I would have freeked out!!!
Goodness thats gross - Hey did we leave that stupid black notebook on your bed? I can't find it anywhere? Ok so we need to meet again I'm having some techincal difficulties.

That's just a reminder to remember you never know whose watching huh!

The Patrona said...

I would have tossed him a quarter and told him thanks for going the extra mile. What a moron.